Yao – Character Quotes

— I've a girl back home who's unlike any other...
— Yeah, the only girl who'd Iove him is his mother!

— Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise will answer to me.
— Tough guy.

I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

— And I am Yao! King of the rock! And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.
— Yeah? I think Ping and I can take you.
— I really don't wanna take him anywhere.
— Ping, we have to fight!
— No, we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around.