Tuco «The Ugly» – Character Quotes

15 quotes

— Wake up, you. There are troops coming.
— Blue or grey?
— They're grey, like us. Let's say hello to them, then get going. Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name?
— Lee.
— Lee! God is with us because he hates the Yanks, too! Hurrah!
— God's not on our side, cos he hates idiots also.

- Wake up, you. There are troops coming.
- Blue or grey?
- They're grey, like us. Let's say hello to them, then get going. Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name?
- Lee.
- Lee! God is with us because he hates the Yanks, too! Hurrah!
- God's not on our side, cos he hates idiots also.
- Wake up, you. There are troops coming.
- Blue or grey?
- They're grey, like us. Let's say hello to them, then get going. Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name?
- Lee.
- Lee! God is with us because he hates the Yanks, too! Hurrah!
- God's not on our side, cos he hates idiots also.
- Wake up, you. There are troops coming.
- Blue or grey?
- They're grey, like us. Let's say hello to them, then get going. Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name?
- Lee.
- Lee! God is with us because he hates the Yanks, too! Hurrah!
- God's not on our side, cos he hates idiots also.
- Wake up, you. There are troops coming.
- Blue or grey?
- They're grey, like us. Let's say hello to them, then get going. Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name?
- Lee.
- Lee! God is with us because he hates the Yanks, too! Hurrah!
- God's not on our side, cos he hates idiots also.

— Revolvers!
— Yeah, revolvers.
— Revolvers. Well, here's where I keep the best ones. Here, Remington, Colt, a Root, Smith-Wesson, Colt — navy, Joslyn, another Remington, and this one...
— That's enough.
— Cartridges.
— You wanna try the pistol, step out back.
— Cartridge. How much?
— Twenty dollars
— No.
— Fifty dollars.
— How much?
— A hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. It's all I've got.

- Revolvers!
- Yeah, revolvers.
- Revolvers. Well, here's where I keep the best ones. Here, Remington, Colt, a Root, Smith-Wesson, Colt - navy, Joslyn, another Remington, and this one...
- That's enough.
- Cartridges.
- You wanna try the pistol, step out back.
- Cartridge. How much?
- Twenty dollars
- No.
- Fifty dollars.
- How much?
- A hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. It's all I've got.
- Revolvers!
- Yeah, revolvers.
- Revolvers. Well, here's where I keep the best ones. Here, Remington, Colt, a Root, Smith-Wesson, Colt - navy, Joslyn, another Remington, and this one...
- That's enough.
- Cartridges.
- You wanna try the pistol, step out back.
- Cartridge. How much?
- Twenty dollars
- No.
- Fifty dollars.
- How much?
- A hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. It's all I've got.
- Revolvers!
- Yeah, revolvers.
- Revolvers. Well, here's where I keep the best ones. Here, Remington, Colt, a Root, Smith-Wesson, Colt - navy, Joslyn, another Remington, and this one...
- That's enough.
- Cartridges.
- You wanna try the pistol, step out back.
- Cartridge. How much?
- Twenty dollars
- No.
- Fifty dollars.
- How much?
- A hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. It's all I've got.

— You were captured near Fort Craig? If you were with Sibley, that means you were coming from Santa Fe. Was it hard crossing the desert?
— Mm-hm. Very hard. Especially if you don't have anything to drink.
— Why are you going under the name of Bill Carson now?
— One name is as good as another. Not wise to use your own name. Like you. I bet they don't call you Angel Eyes. Sergeant Angel Eyes!
— Like a little music with your meal, Tuco?
— Music? Yes, it's very good. Very good for the digestion.

- You were captured near Fort Craig? If you were with Sibley, that means you were coming from Santa Fe. Was it hard crossing the desert?
- Mm-hm. Very hard. Especially if you don't have anything to drink.
- Why are you going under the name of Bill Carson now?
- One name is as good as another. Not wise to use your own name. Like you. I bet they don't call you Angel Eyes. Sergeant Angel Eyes!
- Like a little music with your meal, Tuco?
- Music? Yes, it's very good. Very good for the digestion.