Sugar Kane – Character Quotes

— Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not...
— Oh, I'm not interested at all.
— Well, I'm not.
— That's very interesting.

— Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
— I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.

Then one morning you wake up, the guy's gone, the sax's gone. All that's left is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste all squeezed out.

— Tell me, who runs up that flag? Your wife?
— No, my flag steward.
— Who mixes the cocktails? Your wife?
— No, my cocktail steward.
— Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not...
— Oh, I'm not interested at all.
— Well, I'm not.

I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste

— You will come and hear us play?
— If it's at all possible.
— Do come. It'll be such fun. And bring your yacht.

— It's Shell Oil.
— No!
— Yes!
— He wants to have supper with me on his yacht. He's picking me up at the pier.
— No!
— Yes.
— You heard her — yes.
— Josephine, just imagine. Me, Sugar Kowalczyk from Sandusky, Ohio, on a millionaire's yacht. If my mother could only see me now.
— I hope my mother never finds out.