— Yeah, but being married is the normal way to live, isn't it?
— Who says so?
— Edna.
— Oh, Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point. Marriage is not a basic fact of nature. It's an invention.
It's like the infield fly rule. It exists only because the women say so. And, like idiots, we just go following right along.
— No, no, no, Stan. I... No, I don't know I would do without Edna. She, uh... she... Well, she... she plans the meals, sends my shirts to the laundry.
— Harold, you're making another basic common masculine mistake. You're confusing love and laundry.
— The other husbands change the bulbs every day. Is very good for you. Is, uh... work with your hands. Is make you to relax.
— OK. You can get a shock with electricity if you don't know what you're doing, and I don't. At 22, I thought you had to cover the outlets or the electricity would leak out.