Roger Meurtot – Character Quotes

28 quotes

— First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine!
— The one with the article on deep-sea fishing?
— So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over. [caption: «Boom. You're dead»]
— Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me.
— Scared the shit out of you?
— How long you been here?
— I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can...
— Don't move.
— I can't.

- First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine!
- The one with the article on deep-sea fishing?
- So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over.  [caption: «Boom. You're dead»]
- Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me.
- Scared the shit out of you?
- How long you been here?
- I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can...
- Don't move.
- I can't.
- First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine!
- The one with the article on deep-sea fishing?
- So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over.  [caption: «Boom. You're dead»]
- Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me.
- Scared the shit out of you?
- How long you been here?
- I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can...
- Don't move.
- I can't.
- First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine!
- The one with the article on deep-sea fishing?
- So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over.  [caption: «Boom. You're dead»]
- Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me.
- Scared the shit out of you?
- How long you been here?
- I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can...
- Don't move.
- I can't.
- First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine!
- The one with the article on deep-sea fishing?
- So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over.  [caption: «Boom. You're dead»]
- Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me.
- Scared the shit out of you?
- How long you been here?
- I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can...
- Don't move.
- I can't.