— Does he climb into your pants five times a day? — Is that what you wanna hear? — Not really. I'd like to know it was me. — The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me is if we're run down by the same car. Raw dealMax KellerMoniqueSarcastic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— You know what I like about bedrooms? — No. What? — You almost always find a bed in there. Raw dealMark Kaminsky / Joseph P. BrennerMoniqueFunny Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake