Melvin Udall – Character Quotes

Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.

— Picking on me won't help.
— If that's true, I'm really in trouble.

It's not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

You make me want to be a better man.

The minute someone gets that they need you they threaten to walk out.

— How do you write women so well?
— I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.