— You're fired.
— Parker, hello. You're fired.
— Why?
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Actor:
— How do you know about stuff like this?
— Hey, who do I look like? The Tick?
What is he, shy? If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can surely get a picture with this weirdo. Put an ad on the front page. Cash money for a picture of Spider-Man. He doesn't wanna be famous? I'll make him infamous!
