I like the way you express yourself, too. Pithy, yet degenerate.
— I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
— Really?
— Mm-hm.
— God, that must have been demoralising.
— I took it well under the circumstances.
— Phew-wee.
— I tried to run 'em both over with a car.
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
I was thinking there must be something wrong with me, because I've never had a relationship that's lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.
Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks get right to the point.
They watch their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out.
For about 30 seconds I was a big hero, and now it's directly to unemployment.
You could've said, but you... All you had to do was call me and talk to me. I'm understanding. I'd have said no, but you'd have felt honest.
He's done a great job on you. Your self-esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.
about Donny - Mary's analyst
Mary: You don't need a male. Two mothers are fine.
Isaac: Really? Because I feel very few people survive one mother.
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