Iris – Character Quotes

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She likes the column.
— I told you. But Ryan, dear, do yourself a favor, misspell a word now and then. Cindy always did.
— How did you know?
— Sure. Gorgeous, therefore stupid. Why am I always a stereotype?
— Why didn't you tell page?
— I have a feeling about you. One more word of advice, though. This isn't a game. People might actually read this drivel. Some folks have nowhere else to turn. So if you're gonna do it, do it for real. Don't be a man, be human.

- She likes the column.
- I told you. But Ryan, dear, do yourself a favor, misspell a word now and then. Cindy always did.
- How did you know?
- Sure. Gorgeous, therefore stupid. Why am I always a stereotype?
- Why didn't you tell page?
- I have a feeling about you. One more word of advice, though. This isn't a game. People might actually read this drivel. Some folks have nowhere else to turn. So if you're gonna do it, do it for real. Don't be a man, be human.
- She likes the column.
- I told you. But Ryan, dear, do yourself a favor, misspell a word now and then. Cindy always did.
- How did you know?
- Sure. Gorgeous, therefore stupid. Why am I always a stereotype?
- Why didn't you tell page?
- I have a feeling about you. One more word of advice, though. This isn't a game. People might actually read this drivel. Some folks have nowhere else to turn. So if you're gonna do it, do it for real. Don't be a man, be human.
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— I am very pleased with cindy's performance. I guess this illness has had a profound effect on her after all. Or... you have.
— Thank you.
— Anyway... I have something for you. It's the first paycheck that Cindy actually deserves.
— Forgot all about that. That's great. You look nice today.
— Thank you. But may I remind you, you've been around a sick woman?
— No, you have a definite glow.
— If you're not taking him, I will.
— Iris, what are you babbling about?
— He obviously wants one of us.
— He has a girlfriend.
— What the hell. She'll be dead soon, anyway.

- I am very pleased with cindy's performance. I guess this illness has had a profound effect on her after all. Or... you have.
- Thank you.
- Anyway... I have something for you. It's the first paycheck that Cindy actually deserves.
- Forgot all about that. That's great. You look nice today.
- Thank you. But may I remind you, you've been around a sick woman?
- No, you have a definite glow.
- If you're not taking him, I will.
- Iris, what are you babbling about?
- He obviously wants one of us.
- He has a girlfriend.
- What the hell. She'll be dead soon, anyway.
- I am very pleased with cindy's performance. I guess this illness has had a profound effect on her after all. Or... you have.
- Thank you.
- Anyway... I have something for you. It's the first paycheck that Cindy actually deserves.
- Forgot all about that. That's great. You look nice today.
- Thank you. But may I remind you, you've been around a sick woman?
- No, you have a definite glow.
- If you're not taking him, I will.
- Iris, what are you babbling about?
- He obviously wants one of us.
- He has a girlfriend.
- What the hell. She'll be dead soon, anyway.
- I am very pleased with cindy's performance. I guess this illness has had a profound effect on her after all. Or... you have.
- Thank you.
- Anyway... I have something for you. It's the first paycheck that Cindy actually deserves.
- Forgot all about that. That's great. You look nice today.
- Thank you. But may I remind you, you've been around a sick woman?
- No, you have a definite glow.
- If you're not taking him, I will.
- Iris, what are you babbling about?
- He obviously wants one of us.
- He has a girlfriend.
- What the hell. She'll be dead soon, anyway.
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— You usually sneak out of bed and leave a woman in the middle of the night?
— I'm sorry. But last night I came up with an idea that could save your paper.
— How?
— Beating Simpson at his own game. If I can get 200 grand, I can turn it into millions. I borrowed 50. How much do you have?
She has nothing.
— Less than nothing. If you count interest.
— Damn it. where am I going to get my hands on 150 grand?
— Here's my checkbook.
— Iris, no. I don't want your money.
— You have 150 grand?
— In one of my accounts.
— She's loaded.
— I'm a great housekeeper. Three divorces... I kept every house.
— She just works here for fun.
— Or until I find my next husband.
— Iris, I'll pay you back.
— Oh, I don't want it back. I just want a piece. I want part ownership of whatever he has planned, or I'll cash all my paychecks, and break you.

- You usually sneak out of bed and leave a woman in the middle of the night?
- I'm sorry. But last night I came up with an idea that could save your paper.
- How?
- Beating Simpson at his own game. If I can get 200 grand, I can turn it into millions. I borrowed 50. How much do you have?
- She has nothing.
- Less than nothing. If you count interest.
- Damn it. where am I going to get my hands on 150 grand?
- Here's my checkbook.
- Iris, no. I don't want your money.
- You have 150 grand?
- In one of my accounts.
- She's loaded.
- I'm a great housekeeper. Three divorces... I kept every house.
- She just works here for fun.
- Or until I find my next husband.
- Iris, I'll pay you back.
- Oh, I don't want it back. I just want a piece. I want part ownership of whatever he has planned, or I'll cash all my paychecks, and break you.
- You usually sneak out of bed and leave a woman in the middle of the night?
- I'm sorry. But last night I came up with an idea that could save your paper.
- How?
- Beating Simpson at his own game. If I can get 200 grand, I can turn it into millions. I borrowed 50. How much do you have?
- She has nothing.
- Less than nothing. If you count interest.
- Damn it. where am I going to get my hands on 150 grand?
- Here's my checkbook.
- Iris, no. I don't want your money.
- You have 150 grand?
- In one of my accounts.
- She's loaded.
- I'm a great housekeeper. Three divorces... I kept every house.
- She just works here for fun.
- Or until I find my next husband.
- Iris, I'll pay you back.
- Oh, I don't want it back. I just want a piece. I want part ownership of whatever he has planned, or I'll cash all my paychecks, and break you.
- You usually sneak out of bed and leave a woman in the middle of the night?
- I'm sorry. But last night I came up with an idea that could save your paper.
- How?
- Beating Simpson at his own game. If I can get 200 grand, I can turn it into millions. I borrowed 50. How much do you have?
- She has nothing.
- Less than nothing. If you count interest.
- Damn it. where am I going to get my hands on 150 grand?
- Here's my checkbook.
- Iris, no. I don't want your money.
- You have 150 grand?
- In one of my accounts.
- She's loaded.
- I'm a great housekeeper. Three divorces... I kept every house.
- She just works here for fun.
- Or until I find my next husband.
- Iris, I'll pay you back.
- Oh, I don't want it back. I just want a piece. I want part ownership of whatever he has planned, or I'll cash all my paychecks, and break you.
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