Hermione Lodge – Character Quotes

– I was hoping maybe you could talk to Archie. Maybe he could convince Fred to sell.
– Yeah, sure, Mom, no problem. I'll just sexually manipulate Archie into doing my bidding.
– As long as you're in control.
– Oh, my God, mom, I was kidding!

Now, mija. I've done things to upset you. You've done things to upset me. So we're gonna deal with this exactly as your father would like. With a negotiation.