I was raised on the Torah... My wife, on the Quran. My oldest son is an Atheist. My youngest is a Scientologist. My daughter is studying Hinduism. I imagine that there is room there for a holywar in my living room. But we practice live and let live.
— You and Hal, you've been together now, what?
— What? A couple of years?
— Mm-hm. How often do you two, uh...?
— Stick our fingers in our hands and pull them out again? Every chance we get.