Grace Connelly – Character Quotes

— My God.
— You can call me Bruce.

— Okay, I screwed up. Can I make it up to you?
— Yeah! Why don't you get me a boat, Bruce.
— What?
— Yeah, a big boat. And then maybe two big bags of cash. Then... Then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff. Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they've loved for five years. But not me, Bruce. Just give me the boat.

— Honey, last night was just...
— Heavenly? I know. I know.

— Oh, that's great, Sam, but you missed your target. I'm over here!
— Don't get mad at the dog. It's not the dog's fault.
— No. it's God's fault.