Eddison Tollett («Dolorous Edd») – Character Quotes

If you find something you're not supposed to, best thing to do is pretend you've never seen it.

Great rangers never get old is the problem. Shit ones neither. It's them in the middle that last a long time.

— I always imagined meself doing something much worse.
— We're digging latrine pits at the end of the world. I can't imagine anything much worse.
— You lack imagination.

If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we died.

— What do you think they were like, the First Men?
— Stupid. Smart people don't find themselves in places like this.