Dean Winchester – Character Quotes

— What is that?
— That's the round I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it. I think, "Maybe today is the day I'll flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!

What’s going on with you, Sam? Hm? ‘Cause smoking, throwing bottles at people — that sounds more like me than you.

— Want some aspirin?
— No thanx House.

— Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing?
— How'd you know?
Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed?
— What?! No, uh no, we're… Two singles. We're just brothers.

I know how you look into a mirror... and hate what you see.

— Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that… I got laid.

A bloody, violent monster… and you wanna be Facebook friends with him?

— I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere…
— Pretty much.
— It's creepy, y'know, it's downright unsanitary!

— People believe in Santa Claus — why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
— 'Cause you're a bad person.

— You're crazy.
— Your girlfriend's past her expiration date and we're crazy

— You ripped off a cement truck?
— I'll give it back.

— You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
— Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

— But until we get you back on the soul train, I'll be your conscience. Okay?
— So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
— Shut up. But yeah, you freakin' puppet. That's exactly what I"m saying.

— Go get him tiger.
— Wait, you're not coming?
— No, there's demons up there. It's not safe.