Daryl Van Horne – Character Quotes

I don't believe in it. Good for the man. Lousy for the woman. She dies. She suffocates. I've seen it. Then the husband complains to everyone that he's fucking a dead person. And he's the one who killed her.

We don't deal the deck down here, we just... play the percentages.

You have to take care of yourself. No one will do that for you, will they?

If that's the way you feel about it... that's the way you feel about it. Is that the way you feel about it?

I want to ask you something. You all go to church. Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit! I really want to know. Or do you think it was one of His minor mistakes? Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods! Do you think women are like that? What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, we make mistakes, they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So what do you think? Women... a mistake? Or did He do it to us on purpose?

A woman is a hole, isn't that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.