Damon Salvatore – Character Quotes

— She's a human.
— And I'm not. So I don't care.

— And next thing I know, I can't get into my house because my foot won't go through the door.
— You have to be invited in.
— I know. I live alone.
— Oh, that sucks.

— I know you.
— Well, that's unfortunate.

Doesn't it always come down to the love of a woman?

You know, I really like this whole menage-a-threesome team thing. It's got a bit of a kink to it.

— What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped.
— You gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
— I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
— How come you don't sparkle?
— Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

— Thank you.
— No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big badass brother again. All is right in the world.

— I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
— Yeah. I've heard that before.

I have to go and exploit some women in the name of grief.

I say snatch, eat, erase.

"Let's not kill anyone tonight". Your words. Just pointing that out.

— Where are we?
— In Georgia.
— Georgia? No, no, no, we're not. Seriously, Damon, where are we?
— Seriously, we're in Georgia.

Sober's depressing.

— Where is it?
— I'll give it back, but I need time.
— What, did you FedEx it to Rome?

Sometimes I do things I don't have to do.

Speaking of Stefan, where is he? He's missing family night, which I'm enjoying immensely.