Charlie Simms – Character Quotes

— I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.
— You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded. 45 here. You got pimples.

— I guess you really like women.
— Oh, above all things! A very, very distant second is a Ferrari.

You are not bad, you are just in pain.

— What are you, dying of some wasting disease?
— No, I'm right... I'm right here.
— I know exactly where your body is. What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.

— When were you born, son? Around the time of the Round Table? Hah. Haven't you heard? Conscience is dead.
— No, I haven't heard.
— Well, then, take the fucking wax outta your ears!

— What's the matter with you?
— With me?
— Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why? You got the fuckin' weight of the world on your shoulders.

— I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
— Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
— He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.

— I'm sorry.
— Don't be sorry. How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?