Carolyn Burnham – Character Quotes

— Will you please do me a favor and act happy tonight?
— I am happy, honey.

— Jane. Honey. Are you trying to look unattractive?
— Yes.
— Well, congratulations You've succeeded admirably.

Don't mess with me, mister, or I will divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!

— There is no decision. Just write the damn thing!
— You don't think it's weird and kinda fascist?
— Possibly. But you don't want to be unemployed.
— Oh, okay. Let's all sell our sols to Satan, because it's more convenient that way.