Positive quotes

— Seriously? You don't have any money?
— Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
— I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.
— Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.
— Dollars?
— Rupees.
— Which is?
— A... buck and a half.

Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.

What's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

— I know you're not the real Santa Claus.
— Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity.
— I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message.
— Shoot.
— Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?
— No, that's all right.
— This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?

— Oh, listen, Harry. lf that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief...you could always threaten him with a nice pair of ears to go with his tail.
— But we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that.
— l do. But your cousin don't, do he?