Shrek

12 quotes
Shrek
Year: 
2001
Country: 
USA
Tagline: 
«Its Big!»
Genres: 
Comedy, Cartoon, Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Sequels and prequels: 

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

— M-m-m. This is good. This is really good. What is this?
— Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style.
— No kidding. Well, this is delicious.
— Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.
— I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
— Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare — you name it.
— I'd like that.

- M-m-m. This is good. This is really good. What is this?
- Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style.
- No kidding. Well, this is delicious.
- Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.
- I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
- Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - you name it.
- I'd like that.
- M-m-m. This is good. This is really good. What is this?
- Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style.
- No kidding. Well, this is delicious.
- Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.
- I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
- Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - you name it.
- I'd like that.
- M-m-m. This is good. This is really good. What is this?
- Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style.
- No kidding. Well, this is delicious.
- Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.
- I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
- Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - you name it.
- I'd like that.
- M-m-m. This is good. This is really good. What is this?
- Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style.
- No kidding. Well, this is delicious.
- Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.
- I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
- Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - you name it.
- I'd like that.

— Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
— Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
— The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
— What makes you think she'll be there?
— I read it in a book once.
— Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.

- Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
- Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
- The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- What makes you think she'll be there?
- I read it in a book once.
- Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.
- Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
- Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
- The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- What makes you think she'll be there?
- I read it in a book once.
- Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.
- Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
- Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
- The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- What makes you think she'll be there?
- I read it in a book once.
- Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.
- Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
- Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
- The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- What makes you think she'll be there?
- I read it in a book once.
- Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.
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