— Father, I brought you the sword of Shan-Yu. And the crest of the Emperor. They're gifts to honor the Fa family.
— The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.
— My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
— Dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.
Sign me up for the next war.
— Stand aside! That creature's not worth protecting.
— She's a hero.
— She's a woman. She'll never be worth anything.
— Listen, you pompous...
— Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise will answer to me.
— Tough guy.
— I knew it. I knew it. That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start!
— Don't look at me. She gets it from your side of the family.
— They're disgusting.
— No, they're men.
Okay, people, people, look alive. Let's go. Come on. Get up. Let's move it. Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.
— Am I late?
— No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
— But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.
— Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.
— ...
— I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.
Wait! You forgot your sword. My little baby, off to destroy people.
I knew we could do it. You the man! Sort of.
Khanny, baby. We need a ride.
— And I am Yao! King of the rock! And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.
— Yeah? I think Ping and I can take you.
— I really don't wanna take him anywhere.
— Ping, we have to fight!
— No, we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around.
You said you'd trust Ping. Why is Mulan any different?