He hated it when you called a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
The thing is, if you get very depressed about something, it's hard as hell to swallow.
That's the whole trouble.
When you're feeling very depressed, you can't even think.
If you're supposed to sock somebody in the jaw, and you sort of feel like doing it, you should do it.
He was one of those bald guys that comb all their hair over from the side to cover up the baldness. I'd rather be bald than do that.
You don’t always have to get too sexy to get to know a girl.
Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something.
Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap.
Who wants flowers when you're dead?
Nobody.