Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned. Tyler.
John Herod: — I'll tell you what. I'll be a good Samaritan. What's the cheapest gun you got? Not in the case. The cheapest piece of worthless crap in the whole store.
Fee "The Kid" Herod: — All right. Five bucks.
John Herod: — Sold. What are you doing there? No. Preacher here's got the Lord on his side. He only needs one bullet. Just one. Otherwise, he might be tempted to shoot his way out of town.
Fee "The Kid" Herod: — That gun shoots straight. I wouldn't sell it if it didn't.
Cort: — It's okay, Kid. I won't draw.
John Herod: — Sure you will. I know you, Cort. When it comes down to it, you'll pull the trigger.
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